Watch This Douchebag Crash a Porsche 918 Spyder While Trying to Look Cool

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Saint Tropez, a blonde chick riding shotgun, a $845,000 Porsche 918 Spyder and an arrogant driver; what could possibly go wrong?

Well, first of all, if you want to show-off your 887 horsepower mid-engine Porsche, you’re better-off doing it on a road and not in a parking lot.

While leaving the Epi Plage hotel in Saint Tropez, the owner of the German beast tried to act cool by stomping on the gas, but when you find yourself in one of the most powerful Stuttgart-made cars of all time, you learn that pinching the accelerator pedal is enough to throw you… into things.

That said, the guy narrowly avoided a group of people and then gracefully crashed into a parked SUV. All this time with the blonde screaming next to him. Or, who knows, maybe he screamed while realizing the mistake he made.

The worst part about the video – despite the crashed hybrid supercar – was the fact that the owner didn’t gave two hoots about the incident. That, or he was crying internally after wrecking his Porsche, but tried to play it as cool as possible.